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When you have sex dreams about another guy.
When you can’t stop kissing your sister’s fiancés.
When your girlfriend won’t kiss you because she’s gay.
When the guy you love, and the guy you have dream about are both invited to dinner at your house.
When your family pay for the funeral of the man who tried to kill you.
When you think you who “A” is then and then there’s a huge plot twist.
When you want to keep forgetting Melissa is pregnant.
When your dead best friend’s brother has loads of pictures of you sleeping.
When your brother tells you he was hoping to find a gun and all you care is about is where he got the blind girl’s pottery from.
When you scream your brother’s name at a random kid at a basketball court.
When you accidentally send your mom a flirty text that was meant for your boyfriend.
When your parents invite your boyfriend for dinner but they don’t know he’s your boyfriend.
When you find out the hot guy you made out with at a bar is your new English teacher.
When you realize Officer Garrett and Paolo from the Lizzie McGuire Movie are the same person.
When you find what you think is a gift for you from your boyfriend and then see another girl with it.
When you realize Ian Harding is younger than some of the “teens” on the show.
When you’re making out with your English teacher and your Dad leaves him a voice message.
When you and your friends watch two of your enemies getting it on through their bedroom window.
When Ali has power over all the girls but in real life, she’s younger than all of them.
When your suicide note is made up from “A” texts.
When your friend’s Mom walks in on you and your girlfriend kissing.
When you get into a car crash and then find out your husband is missing.
When your girlfriend’s friend catches you giving your number to her other friend.
When your parents try to keep you away from your friends.
When you kiss the guy who might have killed your best friend.
When your Mom lurks your girlfriend’s bag and finds weed and sends her away.
When you can’t decide whether to be scared or proud that your best friend just bitch slapped a blind girl across the face.
When you find out the girl who you blinded is getting her sight back.
When you die.
When the guy you might have killed your best friend is stalking you while you sleep.
When you date the guy your best friend almost dates, before she found out she was gay.
When you get a creepy anonymous text at the same time your 3 best friends get a creepy anonymous text.
When you date the guy you used to think killed your best friend.
When your brother body checks you because he broke into your friend’s house.
When you brother keeps breaking into your friend’s houses.
When you’re forced to get in the shower with a guy that your Mom doesn’t even know is in your house.
When you have sex in a tent while camping.
When you’re in love with your best friend.
When you give your sister’s wedding ring to a pawn shop and get a horseshoe in return.
When you’re having breakfast at a friend’s house and her Dad comes downstairs after a one night stand with her Mum.
When you have to go in the shower while your future boyfriend is showering -and naked- because your Mother may not know he’s in the house.
When you curse through the phone because you think it’s a cop, but it’s actually your Grandma.
When your girlfriend moves into the house that your dead best friend’s body was found in.
When Hanna thinks Jenna can’t hear them because she’s blind.
When your boyfriend is doing yard work on your house.
When your brother tries to break into the house of the guy who might have killed your best friend.
When your sister’s husband tries to kill you.
When you have a sex dream about your old English teacher.
When you’re gay.
When you try to lock the door to your boyfriend’s office so you can make out, but it doesn’t lock so you put a chair in front of it.
When you thought your boyfriend was being stalked, but really his Mom was trying to get in contact with him.
When your date brings another date.
When you find Jenna sitting on your couch.
When your Mom thinks your best friend is dating your boyfriend.
When you find out you got a massage from a stalker who is trying to kill you.
When you’re trash talking your soon to be step sister in what you thought was a private conversation but ended up being over an intercom.
When you don’t know how to ride a horse when everyone else does.
When your pain moans sound more like sex moans.
When you catch the girl you kissed, kissing another man.
When Melissa conveniently disappears with the pretzels.
When you google “N.A.T Club” and it actually means “National Adventure & Tourism Club”.
When you kiss someone and then find out he’s your teacher.
When Mike is 14.
When you’re telling at your boyfriend for flirting and let slip that you kissed another guy.
When you find out the girl who plays Jenna was also on Hannah Montana.
When Lucy Hale looks like Selena Gomez.
When Ashley Benson looks like Taylor Momsen.
When “A” gives you a massage.
When you’re still trying to figure out what Hanna wasn’t going to shave.
When you’re overwhelmed with Jason’s sexiness that you can’t tell if he’s creepy or not.
When you wear a sweater with a horse on it while spying on people.
When no one notices that Jason is a completely different person from when they last saw him.
When everyone thinks Ian killed himself.
When you’re arguing with your secret boyfriend/old English teacher in the middle of your school.
When you realize Aria is wearing the same lace shirt in her sex scene with Ezra as Hanna did in her sex scene with Caleb.
When you jump into a car where there’s an attractive man.
When Paige tries to sing.
When “A” writes on your cast without you knowing.
When you weren’t invited to the party.
When you’re forced to eat cupcakes.
When your girlfriend’s friend/ex-student jumps in your car looking worried and your first thought is “Do you need a ride?”
When you kiss your teacher in the high school parking lot.
When you catch your Dad burning evidence making him look suspicious.
When you could’ve given everyone your number in a friendly way instead of making it look like you were interested in someone other than your girlfriend.
When you go into a photobooth to have an innocent photoshoot and end up having a makeout session instead.
When no-one notices Ian used to look completely different.
When we don’t know who Mike was talking to.
When Mike’s real name is Michelangelo.
When your Dad loves your soon-to-be-step-sister more than you but you don’t really care because your Grandmother loves you and your Mother more than her own son.
When the old Kate was intimidated by Hanna but the new Kate is a complete bitch to her.
When your soon-to-be step-sister tells you that she is going to ‘take all of the fight out of you’ and you’re worried. But then you remember that there is a stalker out there called “A” that is trying to kill you and suddenly your step-sister isn’t such a threat anymore.
When your Dad kicks you and your Grandmother our of the rehearsal dinner party of a wedding you didn’t even want to happen in the first place.
When your therapist calls you telling you that she knows who ‘A’ is and asking you to come to her office with other. And you honestly think that ‘A’ won’t do something to her before you get there.
When you throw up on an expensive dress and try to wash it out using a sink.
When your Dad turns into a psycho.
When you’re going to marry the wrong one.
When your glue gun is in with your spatula.
When Hanna’s leg was only broken for three episodes.
When Jenna’s stick is in the way.
When someone can actually eat oreos in a morgue.
When Ian is standing in your door with a glass of milk.
When you start dating the girl who tried to drown you.
When you talk to your ex-girlfriend about all your other crazy ex-girlfriends.
When you picture your baby to be a newborn with a 6 pack.
When you don’t realize you’re intruding on a date.
When your dress gives you back fat.
When you find creepy dolls representing you in a box or in the back seat of your car.
When Jenna comes into the police station and talks to Garrett about killing Alison yet nobody notices.
When your daughter interrupts your wedding
When you think your therapist’s ear is going to be in a box “A” gave you.
When you find out the person buried alive is actually not a real person.
When you get locked in a barn with a running car in it.
When you’re not sure if Alison is dead or not.
When you could just break the window with your shoe to turn the car off.
When everyone in Pretty Little Liars has pretty eyes.
When your supposed dead friend comes back to life and kisses you.
When your earrings are bigger than your ears.
When your Mom threatens your boyfriend because she thinks he’s dating your best friend
When you tell your Dad’s fiancé that your Dad cheated on her with your Mom, and your Dad is right behind you.
When you thought Caleb was going to flirt back with Kate.
When Lucy Hale was a goth on Wizards of Waverly Place and Pretty Little Liars.
When Samara was a mermaid on H2O.
When you go to bring your boyfriend a cup of coffee but his ex-fiancé is already there with a bigger cup.
When you thought you were actually going to find out who “A” is.
When you ignore a girl’s request to not kiss her.
When you look nothing like your Mom.
When “A” frames you for Alison’s murder, when you thought “A” was trying to help you.
When Toby was a pretty boy/model on Big Time Rush.
When your digging up your therapist and all Hanna cares about is the boots.
When Officer Wilden asks you if you missed him.
When the girl who just threatened to steal your boyfriend says your dress is cute.
When your sister’s ex is obsessed with you.
When somebody writes on the back of the car where you’re making our with your English teacher.
When Paige disappears off the face of the planet.
When your Mother used to be a Charmed one.
When you’re hitting on your soon-to-be-step-sister’s boyfriend and he says you have back fat.
When Mona was Jade in Bratz.
When Jenna uses the same lipstick as “A”.
When “A” makes you break up with your boyfriend.
When Garrett tells Jenna in a romantic voice that he can’t wait to get out of his uniform.
When Jenna is applying lipstick in the mirror even though she’s blind.
When you write your best friend a letter telling her how much you want to kiss her.
When you trash talk your step-sister and she hears it.
When you know who “A” is so you call to meet up and tell instead of telling over the phone.
When Maya didn’t call Emily when she got back.
When your Dad walks out of your best friend’s supposed murderer’s house.
When your step-sister spikes your drink with vodka and only puts water in her’s.
When your sister’s ex asks you out to coffee and you tell him you have a boyfriend so he offers to go for tea instead.
When you still don’t know what the DiLaurentis’ have on the Hastings.
When Bianca Lawson is 32.
When Shay Mitchell looks like Naya Rivera.
When “A” was in your closet, and taped you and your friends while you were in the same room.
When Kate apparently got a face transplant because she looks nothing like she did in Season One.
When you’re the only blonde in your friend group.
When you get a text after watching Pretty Little Liars and you think it’s from “A”.
When Hanna can’t get over the hole in Emily’s stomach.
When Aria and Ezra make a big deal about hiding their relationship but keep making out in public places.
When you realize Aria is Robin’s younger sister from How I Met Your Mother.
When your “best friend” is trying to protect you from a boy but ends up making the situation worse, and you thought he left without telling you.
When you realize Ashley Benson was a six chick in “13 Going On 30”.
When you realise Bianca Lawson played Emily Bennett in The Vampire Diaries.
When Lucy Hale was an American Junior.
When Spencer looks like a dying animal after breaking up with Toby.
When Hanna makes out with Blaine Anderson.
When you see Shay Mitchell in Sean Paul’s “Hold My Hand” music video.
When Noel wants his crazy bread.
When Paige is nerdy girl Moze from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.
When Aria’s pink hair disappears.
When your Mom keeps thousands of dollars in a lasagna box.
When Aria and Paige were in Ned’s Declassified together.
When there’s no “I’m sorry you got traumatized” section at a card store.
When your best friend buys your bag on the internet.
When Alison is the ice princess from Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
When Hanna was a cheerleader in Bring It On: In It To Win It.
When Ian was a leprechaun in the Disney movie “Luck of the Irish”.
When Aria is really tall in the books.
When Maya’s hair slowly progresses from an afro to completely straight.
When you realize Hanna was also on Zoey 101.
When Aria assumes Ezra was writing about her in a poetry book.
When Noel Kahn always show up right when you’ve forgotten about him.
When you add water to your lemonade completely ruining the taste.
When everyone thinks you murdered your best friend.
When Hanna used to be “hefty”.
When you have holes in your stomach.
When Keegan Allen originally auditioned for the Wren.
When you thought Toby was a killer.
When Caleb gets caught working for Jenna.
When you accidentally use your teacher boyfriend’s first name in front of other students.
When you wonder how “A” got money into the paper towel dispenser.
When you get oinked at.
When you call your Grandma a “bottom feeding vulture”.
When you lost your virginity to Jenna.
When a rumor is spread that you had lipo.
When you have to break up with your boyfriend but still end up kissing the hot Brit.
When you have a picture of a suicide note on your iPad.
At the beginning of Season 1 when you think you know who “A” is, but then you realize the show is nothing like the books.
When you thought Aria’s Dad was going to get with Hanna’s Mom.
When Jackie snaps her pencil.
When your girlfriend invites the girl she brought as a date to your fashion show, to your house.
When all of your exes disappear after you break up.
When Ella cockblocks Ezra at the movie theater.
When you’re still not sure what’s wrong with Mike.
When your Grandma was a sweater model.
When your Dad thinks he’s cool.
When you dress up as Mary, Queen of Scots for Halloween.
When you catch your Dad making out with one of his students.
When you don’t recognize someone you know in a costume even though you can see most of their face.
When Hanna wasn’t even that hefty.
When you have no idea you just bumped into your future boyfriend.
When your girlfriend transfers to The Vampire Diaries.
When Jenna’s a better Lady Gaga than you.
When Melissa is nice to Spencer.
When your friend pretends to suffocate you in a store.
When you get told your birth was a mistake.
When you lie about losing your V card.
When you bleed caffeine.
When your friends are debating if you should be sexy or bald.
When you’re waiting for Ella to blow something up.
When Troian Bellisario was in Billboard Dad with the Olsen twins.
When you follow in your Dad’s footsteps and take part in a student-teacher relationship.
When you think studying at the library is a gay thing.
When lots of people at the party have the same costume on.
When you spy on your parents with your best friend to see if they’re going to hook up or not.
When someone sends you a creepy voodoo doll.
When what you thought was a joke was actually someone trying to murder you.
When Ali is the “goth girl” in Good Luck Chuck.
When you have to wait until January for the next episode.
When Maya used to be a vampire slayer.
When Jenna told Garrett that Spencer was looking at yearbooks even though Jenna can’t see.
When you want Aria to date Jason and Ezra.
When you could just ask your hot technology savvy boyfriend to figure out who’s texting you.
When you can’t pronounce nuclear.
When you get blinded in a fire but don’t end up with any burns.
When you ship Wrencer and Spoby.
When Hanna and Caleb were both on Days of our Lives.
When you’re not sure if you should hate Ali or feel bad for her.
When Jenna was in Aquamarine.
When you realize how many teachers Aria is surrounded by every day.
When Ian’s funeral was at the same church that he died in.
When someone watches you change from outside your house.
When you actually think Mona and Lucas would make a good couple.
When Aria and Merdith also play enemies in “Sorority Wars”.
When your goosebumps are getting goosebumps.
When someone sabotages your fashion show.
When your Dad walks in on you dancing in the kitchen.
When “it’s all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hairball”.
When your parents used to call you “pookie bear”.
When you think you’re one step ahead of “A”.
When people post pictures of you online in an orange jumpsuit picking up beer cans.
When your family are never home.
When your brother punches your boyfriend.
When your boyfriend builds you a rocking chair in an attempt to get you back.
When you actually believed the liars were fighting.
When it’s not enough to circle “yes” once.
When you see your brother as the “cute werewolf” type.
When your enemy thinks you’re “BFFs”.
When you just want to know if “A” had “any sense of boobs”.
When you get a bag of trash thrown at you.
When you look like a demented creamsicle.
When Troian is over 10 years older than Sasha.
When you hit “A” with your car when before it was you getting hit by “A“‘s car.
When you’re intolerant to chlorine.
When you can barely pee without a chaperone.
When your friend draws pictures of you in a pointy hat with a wart on your nose.
When you have to do a makeup of a makeup test.
When your best friend who is on the swim team doesn’t think to jump into the lake to save you.
When Jason’s MIA.
When everyone freaks out because the teacher is dating a high school student, but no one cares that the cop is dating one.
When your best friend and her boyfriend had “serious face time” on your Nana’s couch and you didn’t know.
When your Dad is being a total hypocrite.
When you have to use someone else’s phone to call your boyfriend.
When you smell like a bag of mulch.
When Jenna hangs up on you.
When you can’t answer the phone because you have glass in your hair.
When you can’t get service on your phone but your friend can.
When someone finally caught onto the sexual tension between Aria and Ezra.
When you didn’t know your girlfriend was bisexual.
When you order Chinese food and get delivered worms.
When Mona casually sneaks up behind you on a dark street.
When you accidentally drink lake water.
When you end up in blind person central.
When you’re innocently trying to tell your friend something but she thinks you’re trying to kill her.
When you buy five cashmere blend sweater sets.
When you don’t just buy a new bottle.
When your surname randomly changes.
When your girlfriend blends your USB drive that you spent hours working on.
When you take relationship advice from your student.
When you start kissing in the middle of traffic.
When everyone thinks you’re gay.
When you get your friend to break up with your boyfriend while he’s in the hospital.
When the blind girl knows you’re there when you haven’t even spoken.
When your girlfriend used to hook up with your doctor.
When you wear your ex-boyfriend’s undershirt to school.
When your friends are giving your step-sister the fourth degree.
When your Dad tries to send your boyfriend to another state.
When you actually thought Aria was going to hang out with Holden.
When a naked picture of you is sent around to the entire school.
When your girlfriend tries to make out with you while you’re driving.
When you can remember every locker combination you’ve ever had.
When you’re compared to a fang blenny.
When your sister made out with your half-brother.
When you photoshop a naked picture of yourself and send it to the whole school.
When your shoes are an obnoxious shade of yellow.
When you have to steal the ball to talk.
When the fat lady with the tube top at the Farmer’s market makes really good apple butter.
When the Vice Principal’s secretary was your only friend.
When you have to stop frosting cookies because you’ve been invited to the police station.
When you get busted with yet another joint.
When someone thinks you’re your dead best friend.
When you look in a window and an old man pops up.
When your mom shows up at your boyfriend’s house unexpectedly.
When you pay $2000 for an address.
When you chuck your phone in the sink.
When you try to shave against the non-existent grain.
When all your friends immediately think you’re the best at hiding the truth from someone who’s close to you.
When you find our your dad is worried your sister might be a killer.
When you pretend to be your own stalker.
When you plan to go to the father/daughter dance with your mom.
When your family invented mix signals.
When you can only offer your girlfriend’s mother chocolate milk or an apple.
When you force your boyfriend and best friend to make out.
When your boyfriend doesn’t know the difference between your voice and your mom’s voice.
When your dead friend shows up for a midnight chat.
When someone makes a doll depicting your best friend’s murder scene.
When a creepy kid is lurking in the window amongst the dolls.
When you pretend you can’t see.
When you’re a murder suspect on two different shows.
When you mistake toffee for peanut butter.
When you fall in a mud puddle.
When you take a shower in a gross motel.
When you get locked up in a psych ward.
When everyone you love dies.
When “A” was your friend.
When you leave your cashmere sweaters in your lair.
When you can drive after being able to see for a week.
When you help someone break into your own lair.